i love the onion

 

Employee’s Multitasking Doesn’t Include Work

PHOENIX—Though 27-year-old paralegal Pete Gossling prides himself on his ability to efficiently accomplish numerous tasks at once, none of these activities is actual work, his coworkers said Tuesday.

“It’s amazing—he’ll be carrying on eight IM conversations at once, keep six web browsers open to different YouTube clips, and still be able to forward e-mail after e-mail of jokes from his uncle,” said legal secretary Jennifer Paige, adding that when Gossling is out of the office, he uses his PDA to compete in several online poker games simultaneously. “I’ve never once received a work-related e-mail from him or seen him working on a legal brief, however.”

Gossling admitted that he often overextends himself so much that work simply isn’t possible.

its even mildly laced with acid… hahhahaha i love this

heh heh… a realistic depiction of x/lcd lollololololllol…

bp reading

i got a blood pressure monitor.

its been normal every time i’ve taken it in past few days.

why would it be high both past 2 times i was at dr? wtf? maybe it goes up during the day.

now:  111/75, pulse 84

(pulse is high cuz i just came back from gym)

had a dream about dad last nite

That he was healthy and normal in the US.

Then I got a call that he died in Rome italy. Story was that he’d been given 2 weeks to live by his dr so he went to rome staying at the most expensive hotel cuz he wanted to spend his last 2 weeks there and he died there in a hotel room. I was mad cuz I dint get to say goodbye to him. So I was trying to get a flight to go to roma to arrange a funeral.

i;ve been thinking about going to roma after venice in oct….